Snow Day 2008

Seattle received a healthy dose of the white stuff yesterday. In Seattle, snow causes societal breakdown on a sliding scale:

  • snow prediction = grocery run on local stores
  • 0-1 inches = schools cancelled, tire chains installed, local news anchors suit up in goretex.
  • 2-3 inches = people leave their cars in the middle of the freeway and wander aimlessly.
  • 3-5 inches = all work stops. Local news creates storm logo and theme music.
  • 6+ inches = cannibalism

So in case we are eaten by our rabid neighbors, consider this Team Wendorf’s farewell post. Pictures of the devastation can be seen at our photos.

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